Well, it seems that some of my readers are/were offended by the "humping" stormtrooper who was, until very recently, kickin' it old school on this very page.
I'm not one to kowtow to anonymous complainants, but I also do not wish to lose any of my precious few readers. I read today that the average blog has fewer than two regular readers. Since it appears that I have at least twice that, I have removed Lieutenant Humpy in the hopes that readership will stay at current levels, if not grow.
However, I hope that this action is not perceived as weakness -- I don't wish to lose any readers who think I've lost my edge. I've still got it, baby.
So now, the question: what to put up in Humpy's place?
Also, does anyone know if toilet paper is produced in wide (long?) spools and then individual rolls are cut to the width of the toilet paper holder, or are the spools just as wide as the final product with no cutting involved?
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Do you have a stormtrooper helmet?
You could create the adults only version of the trooper dance.
Who knows you might get a lot more visitors to the blog?
Dang - I still laughed every time I saw that thing!! Humping stormtrooper, I'll miss you.
-bt
Apparently the TP is made on long rolls and then cut. Here - you can buy your own machine. Guess we could pick one up in China...
http://dechangyu.en.alibaba.com/product/50030871/50141821/Toilet_Paper_Production_Lines/Automated_Toilet_Paper_Roll_Production_Line.html
I liked the stormtrooper. He was especially amusing when he was playing at high speed.
Thanks to whoever for the dechangyu link... who'da thunk that's how toilet paper was cut? Interesting to say the least.
kareshee
Well I came here today looking for some humping stormtrooper action.
Guess I'll go somewhere else for my fix. You just lost yourself a reader!
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