Delly Massage, Anyone?

I was coming back from picking up a few items at the nearby convenience/grocery store the other day when I was stopped by a guy on the street who was promoting massage and related services (no, not that kind of massage as far as I could tell). This is the back of the business card he handed me:

The self-proclaimed "Docter" (the only English-like word on the front of the card) has quite the array of services, don't you think? I'm curious about the "Delly" and "Weak Form" options. My wife seems to be intrigued that she could get some kind of gynecology work done for the low, low price of 100 RMB (about $15). May have to investigate.

We've gotten out a few times now for little jaunts on the bikes, but we're waiting for the weather to warm up a bit more before really heading out and hitting the sights.